Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Susie Bright Is My Hero

Is There a Republican Senator Who's NOT Having Bathroom Sex?

It a totally brilliant piece of work that sums up how I feel perfectly. From now on those hypocritical bastards are presumed to be closeted shamebased bathroom cruisers. It's only sensible.

But, I'll let Susie tell it, since she was first and better than anything I could muster.

Like:
From now on, as far as I'm concerned, every single Republican legislator is a Reeking Freak Closet Case until proven innocent.

These men wouldn't know "safe, sane, and consensual" if you tied it to their weener with a red flag. I won't call them "gay" or "kinky" because that would be an insult to the healthy spectrum of human sexuality. Instead, they're the worst face of sexual repression, because they don't care who they hurt, or how many lies they tell. Their whole life is a SHAM.

The GOP Narcissists aren't the exception to the rule— they ARE the rule. They personify the very sexuality they campaign against. If they vote against gays, we know they're queer. If they're hopped up about "child porn," we can guess their internet habits. If they hold up monogamous marriage as a Christian ideal, we know they're adulterous, blasphemous fools


or:

Here's what they all have in common; They pretend it didn't happen. They try to buy people off to shut them up. They cry that they've been victimized. And then they continue to persecute everyone else by:

Voting YES on constitutional ban of same-sex marriage.
Voting NO on adding sexual orientation to definition of hate crimes.
Voting NO on expanding hate crimes to include sexual orientation.
Voting YES on prohibiting same-sex marriage.
Voting NO on prohibiting job discrimination by sexual orientation.

They generously fund the coffers of the vice squads and the surveillance creeps— the very people who later catch them in the act. And who wants to repeat all the disgusting insults and conceits they proselytize in public?

I can't take it anymore. I could spend seven days a week on this blog reporting what new dirt bag has shown his ass on the public square. But I'm fed up. Worse, I'm exhausted with the elected "liberals" and self-proclaimed "feminists" and Democrats who share offices with these pathological liars— and just bury their heads in the tearoom bowl.



Tell it Susie!

You. My. Hero.

3B's

11 Comments:

Blogger litbrit said...

Awesome excerpts!

And so true, all of it. Just more of that, "Excuses for me, but not for thee" mindset, I'm afraid.

Also, further evidence (as if we needed more) of "methinks the lady doth protest too much...", which phrase is key to understanding the hypocrite-packed party of Gross Old Perverts. The more they blather on about the evils of something, the more certain one can be that they're up to said evils every weekend--hell, every night, I bet.

Miserable wankers.

9:51 AM  
Blogger The Minstrel Boy said...

actually my dear, had he been true to the calling, and deserving of being a wanker we wouldn't have had all this to deal with now would we?

11:09 AM  
Anonymous Constant Comment said...

Can we also add: if they're "pro-life," they're for the death penalty, believe in killing soldiers and hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians for no reason, and have probably either had an abortion or paid for a girlfriend's abortion?

--CC

12:55 PM  
Blogger Sherry said...

yes to all of the comments and the post is right on!

tho i still want to scream and bang my forehead off of my keyboard!

2:25 PM  
Anonymous tata said...

...rock on...

5:45 PM  
Blogger Sean O'Neil said...

minstrel boy,

wandered over here from ranger & lisa's blog.

I think Susie Bright is on the money here. And I agree with you -- the whole gang who sit idly by with the knowledge of the lethal hypocrisy of the Bush-Cheney Crime Syndicate's individual members' identified crimes or moral mis-steps... well, those folks all are equally culpable because they just play willing confidante to the whole scheme.

I've observed before --in the context of the Mark Foley fiasco a while back-- that the "liberals" and other Democrats on the Hill are not saintly, and they have as many carnal corpses in their own respective closets. The Congressional Pages have been groped and fondled and violated by members of the Congress from both sides of the aisle and both sides of the batting box. Sometimes the Page in question welcomed it, sometimes he/she did not.

The "liberals" and Democrats are mum because they don't want the same stories told about their own.

7:17 PM  
Blogger The Minstrel Boy said...

welcome sean. drop by any time. free thinkers and rational actors are always welcome here.

feel free to call bullshit if you see it. i appreciate that. i also love open debate and a well reasoned, well presented opposition. please make yourself at home.

10:14 PM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

I think they hate what they are so they wrap themselves in the republican flag and make so much noise that they think no one will ever suspect they are exactly what they are raging against.

Is having a secret sex life required, to be an elected republican?

I leaned something through this. I learned men have measured "stances".

;)

4:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thoughtful fundies (rare, but they do exist) know an old saying that applies here:

The preacher preaches loudest against his own sins.

So true.......

- oddjob

7:21 AM  
Blogger blogenfreude said...

I want David Vitter's head on a platter, and we're just one love child from that.

6:31 PM  
Blogger The Minstrel Boy said...

there's a difference on the street between a love child and a trick baby.

6:58 PM  

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