Monday, August 13, 2007

I Has Arrived!

Wow! How cool is this? First I get a link, courtesy of William K. Wolfrum blogging at Crooks and Liars which marks my first appearence in a megablog. Wow.

Then, because I speak out against cockfighting and dogfighting I get for the first time, anonymous trolls. That's so cool! It means somebody cares.

'sides, in the beautifully eloquent phrases of The Dark Wraith . . .

There ain't no season on varmit.
No bag limit neither.


Anonymous Dark Wraith said...

Good evening, Minstrel Boy.

Yes, I knew you'd arrive one of these days. It's inevitable: cream rises. So do turds, but they always drift to the Right side of the pitcher.

The trolls are part of life in the higher echelons. They're fun at first.

If they become more than just a whining, self-embarrassing nuisance, I'll show you how to make them really fun. It's like I told that one troll I kicked down the stairs and out the door: watch how fast anonymizing services roll over when they get a letter from a nasty lawyer who's got an FBI complaint ready to file online with the click of just one button. (That's, of course, if you want to deal with the problem through official online channels.)

The Dark Wraith is grateful the feds never thought of putting a bag limit on varmints.

5:39 PM  
Blogger konagod said...

Bag all you want. No fucking limits.

Trolls suck.

And they are rather stupid to boot.

5:52 PM  
Blogger konagod said...

You are here, and now I'm there.

Rufus did a Liza M. routine at his concert here this weekend. With nylons.

I get this information 2nd hand via a 3rd source.

Here I am. I'm so you. So everything.

But this is my song.

6:12 PM  
Blogger konagod said...

But Brandi Carlile kicks ass. Proverbially. Psychologically. Physically. Metaphorically.

6:14 PM  
Anonymous Dark Wraith said...

I'm more of a Jessica Rabbit torch singer type of fan, konagod.

If Wainwright could pull that off, then I'd be impressed.

The Dark Wraith has high expectations for impersonators.

7:07 PM  
Anonymous tata said...

Don't barfight without me, darlings!

7:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MB, you're hardly going to be much fun for trolls when all you do is point out they have a right to be assholes, but have no right to expect you to want to be in on their asshollery.......


- oddjob (who congratulates you on your newfound notoriety!)

7:12 PM  
Anonymous Dark Wraith said...

Geez, if I'd known so many people were going to show up for this party, I would have brought avocado-and-artichoke cheese dip.

The Dark Wraith reaches for the Velveeta.

7:51 PM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Don't bother, dark wraith, I brought enough food and booze for everyone :)

As my grandmother would have said, "Minstrel boy, ain't you somethin'"

6:21 AM  
Anonymous amish451 said...

No Season! lock 'n load MB..

6:41 AM  
Blogger Camera Obscura said...

I think we've got Hubs' grandpa's old varmit gun around here somewheres... If you need an extra.

11:47 AM  
Blogger rangeragainstwar said...

Congratulations. I saw the troll, and thought it best not to answer. Why waste breath.

To D.W.: as Ignatius J. Reilly would say, when my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip. . .


6:44 PM  

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