A couple days ago, while there was a picture of Tom Tancredo up on the screen my Mom totally cracked me up by saying "Al Swearengen would make a great President. He'd keep those Washington cocksuckers in line."
Even without having to hear a woman who used to wash my mouth out with Fels Napatha soap for telling my sister to "Shut up" say "Cocksucker" it was pretty funny.
To balance the ticket and make even more history than would be booked by running people that have been dead and buried for 130 years, or worse, fictional, I think the Vice Presidential candidate should be
"Calamity" Jane Canary
Let's hear your ideas for the cabinet positions. I'll post the pictures as we fill them.
Our slogan (thanks Mom)
TEACH THOSE COCKSUCKERS A LESSON