Sunday, June 17, 2007

Straight Up Political Rant

I just finished watching Mitch "The Chinless Fuck" McConnell on the tube doing the standard "blame somebody else for our murderous failures" thing. He was railing, ranting against the failures of "the Iraqi government." Setting them up to be the fall guys. They will say, once they finally cop to the fact that their surge won't work, never could work, and will only get more Americans killed, that the failure wasn't their own flawed policies, their own failed schemes, but the Iraqis weren't worthy of their noble efforts and dreams.

The "Iraqi Government" is not a government in any rational sense of the word. It is a puppet colonial regime put in place by invaders. It is no more legitimate than the Military Government of Maj. General John Burgoyne in Massachusetts or General, Lord Howe in New York during our revolution. It has no moral authority with the people (Locke's "consent of the governed" principle) it purports to govern. Their parliament sits inside a heavily guarded enclave, within a heavily guarded compound, within an American Fortress. They have been bombed and mortared by their own people even there. If there were no Americans there, bombing and shooting Iraqis this government would not exist and never would have existed.

Every single time the President or other American refers to a "freely elected government" regarding Iraq they are lying through their fucking teeth.

He also decried the decision of the "Iraqi Parliament" to take the next two months off like it was some moral deficiency or shit like that. Most of the members spent decades in exile before returning on the heels of our invasion to take control of the country (and mostly, it's oil). Some of them might have even had a decent hope of building something new and beautiful in their troubled land. Most were cynical opportunistic graspers scrabbling for what ever crumbs and nuggets would be thrown their way by Halliburton. The best use they could make of their two months off would be to arrange their return to exile in Europe, The U.S. or some other place where they can walk the streets without being shot. They must know, as certainly as the government ministers of Thieu, Somoza, Duvalier, Pinochet, and Marcos that the American party is over. They have to know that we will bail, and when we bail it will be rapid, and if they are left behind they will be nothing but food for the wolves.

Tommy Franks and Rumsfeld made sure there was no infrastructure for providing the most basic services like electricity and clean drinking water. Grover Norquist made sure there would be no tax base for ever providing them. Dick Cheney made sure that Halliburton would keep all the money it steals and banks it in its new foriegn headquarters. Eric Prince made sure there were plenty of guns for hire available to back all the plays the Americans can't back. Now they are all leaving the sandbox because they keep digging up catshit with their Tonka trucks.

The Iraqi Government is a creature of our invention. Its failures are ours alone.



Blogger Blue Gal said...

Good one.

3:45 PM  
Blogger Boxer rebel said...

Amen, brother

5:47 PM  
Blogger nunya said...

You ever wonder who's bidding we are doing?
Halliburton Moving C.E.O. From Houston to Dubai

Bahrain History

Ruling clan names are just fas-ci-nat-ing, aren't they?

11:34 PM  
Blogger Sherry said...

wonderfully put! the last bit is just so spot on. i love it.

5:32 AM  
Anonymous amish451 said...

"....digging up catshit with their Tonka trucks ..."

Wow, thanks MB; visuals with olfaction ....damn, your good.

Great Post, rant is good and good for you ...

8:57 AM  
Blogger Rez Dog said...

What I don't understand is why EVERY American, including those so-called responsible leaders, who purport to represent a nation that is way, way ahead of them. Keep shouting. Sooner or later, this will end. Sooner would be better for all involved.

FYI, the International Crisis Group reported on Iraq about the same time that the Baker-Hamilton commission reported. ICG said "...contrary to the Baker-Hamilton report’s suggestion, the Iraqi government and security forces cannot be treated as privileged allies to be bolstered; they are simply one among many parties to the conflict."

Six months ago. Are we there yet?

9:11 AM  
Blogger Phydeaux Speaks said...

Hear, hear!

10:35 AM  
Blogger rangeragainstwar said...

A fine summation. I can add nothing,


11:28 AM  
Blogger creature said...

I am proud to share a Round Up sentence with you, MB.

Nice job.

9:23 AM  
Blogger nunya said...

Sorry I'm backtracking so much, this is an old post by now, but I thought of this fabulous rant (and the other comment I left) when I saw this:
...Osama's brother-in-law Mohammed Jamal Khalifa,..

12:03 PM  

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