Monday, March 31, 2008

Cuss-O-Meter

The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?
Created by OnePlusYou - Free Online Dating

I came in at 37% which means that I cuss more than 312% of the blogs out there.

Fuck me tender is all I gots ta fucking say.

3B's

*which won't really be a crosspost at all...I'm going to run the URL for that site, then probably apologise more the way I have lowered the level of discourse.

16 Comments:

Blogger Sherry said...

i just laughed out loud.

11:16 AM  
Anonymous tata said...

My cussing level is merely medium! I'm fucking mortified!

11:24 AM  
Blogger Sherry said...

damn, i got a lousy 2.4!

sucks.

11:41 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

MB,

The well-employed expletive is part of your charm. I do not think you chuck them out there gratuitously.

8:35 PM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

How much I cuss on the computer and how much I cuss in my daily life is vastly different. In real life I can make a sailor blush. I really do try to tone it down but life sometimes requires it. Especially now.

3:56 AM  
Blogger maurinsky said...

pissed off patricia: I'm exactly the opposite. I never* swear in daily life, but I just checked my blog and I have a Cussing Level of 16.9%, which is higher than 88% of the people who've tested their websites.

*slight hyperbole - it is extremely rare for me to swear out loud.

7:23 AM  
Blogger The Minstrel Boy said...

i know the difference between speaking in public and polite society. but there are times when nothing else will serve the needs of communication.

the time is was most present in my normal speech was when i returned from my last ireland trip. every third word was "fook" and every person i was talking to was a "barmy tosser" or "fookin' eedjit"

7:31 AM  
Anonymous oddjob said...

every third word was "fook"

Thanks very fucking much for fucking just explaining to me where the fucking prevalence of fucking "fuck" came from in Boston's fucking dialect...... ;-)

8:51 AM  
Anonymous oddjob said...

there are times when nothing else will serve the needs of communication

You're in good company on that opinion:

"Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."
- Mark Twain

8:54 AM  
Blogger The Minstrel Boy said...

I don't swear for the hell of it. Language is a poor enough means of communication. We've got to use all the words we've got. Besides, there are damn few words anybody understands.

Henry Drummond
Inherit the Wind.

9:12 AM  
Blogger The Minstrel Boy said...

aside to oddjob:

fer fook's saike man.

9:12 AM  
Anonymous oddjob said...

LOL!

You have to live here a while. Sometimes it's fuckin' surreal.........

10:00 AM  
Blogger Rez Dog said...

Jesus Fucking Christ! I came out zero. The goddamn counter couldn't even find one motherfucking cuss word anywhere on my blog even though I have used a few here and there. I guess I'm just a polite little bastard.

10:04 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

MB,

Thanks for reminding me of "barmy," never a better adjective for GWB.

Barmy George, our president. Full circle, eh--escaping barmy George II?

2:04 PM  
Blogger konagod said...

By the way (and some people take that term to be sacreligious {did I spell that right?} because Jesus was the "way" and thus it's like saying "by Jesus," but I digress), I took this quiz and I got a 0% on the cuss level. Needless to say I didn't publish the fucking defective piece of shit on MY blog.

5:27 PM  
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