Since Most of You Got It Right Anyway

Yes, the Rogaine's a lie. I even have used how I look to get past the velvet rope at a hollywood club. We went through the V.I.P. corridor (not because of me but because of who I was with), the muscle dude at the rope put out his arm (which was the size of my waist) and said "Got any I.D.?"

My hair was grey, past my shoulders, bald on top, I was wearing wire rim glasses. I took a hundred dollar bill out of my pocket and said

"I'm Benjamin Fucking Franklin."

He said "Cool Benjy, you were always my favorite."