So I'm talking to my Mom

on the phone during the basketball game last night and she says "I was talking with Patricia last night, and she asked about you. I told her you were still single and said that you just hadn't found the right woman yet."

I told her "Mom, you have it backwards. I'm always finding the right woman. That's the problem. It's the problem now, and was the biggest problem when I was married. Let's just watch the game, OK?"