I loves me some Rude Pundit

With a lead like this you simply must read the whole thing. Rude? Yes. True? Absofuckinglutely.

Sometimes following Republican logic is a little like watching a ferret that just got into a meth stash. You're watchin' that twitchy fucker spin all over the place, and you wish that it'd just die already and get it over with instead of breaking all the glass in the apartment and bleeding and shitting everywhere.

egad it's brilliant.