I Changed My Clocks, The Dogs Didn't Notice
DOGS: Oh Great! You're awake! It's that time!
ME: No. Dogs get fed at 8 a.m. just like always.
DOGS: What are these numbers you speak? We don't do numbers. It's BREAKFAST! It's FOOD! It's TIME!
ME: I'm closing my eyes now.
DOGS: (two of them place front paws on the edge of the bed, leaning in to brush cold noses on arms) BREAKFAST! OHBOY!
ME: I'm going to ignore this.
DOGS: We're AWAKE! We're CUTE! We're HUNGRY!
ME: (pretends deep sleep)
DOGS: We're OUTTAHERE! We'll go SCRATCH AT THE OTHER DOOR! She'll know WHAT TIME IT IS!
ME: (getting up, heading to the kitchen to start coffee and feed them) Dogs don't do daylight saving time. Might be time to move back to Arizona.