Obama's Vice President Search
Hannibal Lecter - should be able to steal a segment of the homicidal maniac voting block from the republicans.
Lester Maddox - you could dig his dead ass up and court the southern cracker vote.
Richard Nixon - now that's fucking bi-partisan bitchez.
Newt Gingrich - isn't dead or a fictional character but he might as well be.
Evangeline Lily - for no other reason than I would fucking watch CSpan every time she had the Senate gavel.
Emmylou Harris - because I adore her.
There you go. That list makes about as much sense as all the bullshit speculation and wishful thinking I've heard on what passes for news these days. Obama has said he won't expose this process to the the press and media. If you don't hear it from him, it's not fucking true.
Still, Emmylou would be a great choice. She could flat run stuff, and run it nicely too.