Saturday, January 13, 2007

Cowboy Joke

In honor of a visit by The God of all Ropers and his family, I plan to tell my favorite cowboy joke.

This cowboy is driving his truck along the road. He passes a restaurant sign that says "Lobster Tail and Beer." He says to himself: "Boy howdy, my three favorite things!"


Blogger Missouri Mule said...

I know dat's right!!

Lemme tell ya the one bout' the Missouri cowboy that got pulled over on Old 40 by the Hwy Patrol. When the officer ask him if he had any I.D., the cowboy replied. "Bout' what?"

8:31 AM  
Blogger trog69 said...

Guy buys a ranch out near Sonoita. Spends all week mending fences and such. Friday afternoon finds him sitting on the porch with a cold one when an old beat-up pickup comes barreling up the driveway and stops in a cloud of dust and gravel 10 feet away, springs groaning relief as a huge bear of a man gets out and bellows,"Hey, mah names George; you the guy bought this here ranch?"

"Yep, my names Bill."

"Well listen up Bill. Havin' me a little shindig at my place, right down the road a piece. Why don't you come on down? There'll be drinkin' n cussin', fightin' n fuckin'!"

"Sounds great, George. What should I wear?"

"Hell, who cares, just goin' to be you n me!"

7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tourist is watching a cowboy moving a small herd across the highway, when the road is clear the cowboy rides over and thanks the man for his patience. The tourist says, "It is obvious you are a real cowboy, but why are you wearing a ball-cap instead of a Stetson?" The cowboy answered,
"Wouldn't want anybody to mistake me for a trucker." .....(my trucker buddy Steve loves that one, so he says)

Three guys ridin' in an old pickup, all dressed the same can you tell which is the 'real' cowboy?
He'll be the guy in the middle ..."don't have to drive, don't have to get out and fuck with the gates."

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